This archive contains collected evidence, personal notes,
witness statements, photographs, and a frankly suspicious
amount of affection directed toward one Michael Myers.
FILE // 001
Subject Profile
SUBJECT PHOTOGRAPH // MICHAEL MYERS
MICHAEL MYERS
THE SHAPE
nameMichael Myers
originHaddonfield, Illinois
sourceHalloween
occupationREDACTED
relationshipmy husband ♡
classificationextremely beloved
threat leveldon't worry about it
PERSONAL ADDENDUM //
I have loved Michael for basically forever,
and no amount of ominous case documentation
is going to make me normal about him.
There are characters who come and go,
and then there are the ones who somehow become
part of you.
Michael has been special to me for an incredibly long time.
The horror, the silence, the mystery, the mask,
the autumn atmosphere — everything surrounding him
has always fascinated me.
This page is where I keep all of it.
FILE // 002
Relationship Assessment
relationship
husband & wife
dynamic
quiet, strange,
deeply devoted
communication
mostly gestures,
looks, and understanding
affection
quiet closeness,
cuddles, kisses,
leaning against each other
favorite season
autumn.
obviously.
status
permanently attached
NOTE //
My yumeship version of Michael is romantic and non-abusive.
This shrine is about my own fictional relationship and interpretation.
FILE // 003
Witness Statements
STATEMENT // SAMII
"YES, I KNOW HE IS MICHAEL MYERS.
THAT IS IN FACT WHY WE ARE HERE."
STATEMENT // SAMII
PUT A CUTE OR FUNNY COMMENT ABOUT HIM HERE.
STATEMENT // UNKNOWN
"You made an entire webpage for him?"
STATEMENT // SAMII
"Correct."
FILE // 004
Investigator's Personal Notes
Otherwise known as: the enormous Michael Myers ramble zone.
PUT YOUR BIG MICHAEL RAMBLE HERE.
I can talk about how long I've loved him,
what initially fascinated me,
my favorite versions of him,
the Halloween atmosphere,
the mask, his silence,
and everything that makes him so important to me.
MORE MICHAEL THOUGHTS.
MORE.
THE INVESTIGATION IS GETTING INCREASINGLY
LESS PROFESSIONAL.
FILE // 005
Incident Reports
REPORT 001
22:13
Kitchen Encounter
PUT A DOMESTIC YUMESHIP SCENARIO HERE.
REPORT 002
23:46
Watching Horror Movies
Something deeply funny about watching a slasher movie
while Michael is sitting beside me.
October nights, leaves,
porch lights, costumes,
and Haddonfield atmosphere.
EVIDENCE 04
Alternate Universes
Different meetings,
different timelines,
and alternate versions of us.
EVIDENCE 05
Art Concepts
Scenes I desperately
need to draw eventually.
EVIDENCE 06
Miscellaneous
Everything else that somehow
became part of this investigation.
FILE // 007
Subject Responses
Subject is notably uncooperative during questioning.
...
PUT A SHORT MICHAEL ACTION / RESPONSE HERE.
[ SUBJECT STARES AT INVESTIGATOR. ]
[ SUBJECT QUIETLY MOVES CLOSER. ]
FILE // 008
Photographic Evidence
PHOTO 001
PHOTO 002
PHOTO 003
PHOTO 004
PHOTO 005
PHOTO 006
PHOTO 007
PHOTO 008
FILE // 009
Audio Evidence
01
SONG TITLE
Artist
02
SONG TITLE
Artist
03
SONG TITLE
Artist
04
SONG TITLE
Artist
FILE // 010
Miscellaneous Evidence
FILE // 011
Sealed Document
Michael,
PUT YOUR LOVE LETTER HERE.
This can be the genuinely sweet part buried underneath
all the crime-scene jokes — why he has remained important
to you for so long, why you still love him,
and what your yumeship means to you.
No evidence number.
No report.
Just something meant for him.
— Samii
INVESTIGATION STATUS // OPEN
CASE: UNRESOLVED
After extensive investigation,
the department has reached only one definitive conclusion:
Michael Myers has occupied a permanent section
of Samii's heart for an unreasonable amount of time.
